"Webserial" Blogs & Blog Posts

I take a deep breath and walk into the kitchen. Mom and Dad are seated at the far end of the dinner table. One of the few useful things to come out of my sessions with Dr. Freud (erstwhile known as Dr. Chandelier) is fake-facing—avoiding eye contac...

“Send a guy in, and he’s up to no good, he’s a thief, he doesn’t belong. But send a girl, and it’s all, ‘Oh, you poor little thing! Are you lost? Let’s help you find your parents.’ Fucking double standard!” Ernie clears his throat.

“She’s a jockette. If anything, that makes her more qualified to download into strange darknesses and unknown insinuations—” I don’t have time for this. “I’ll pay you fifty bucks if you come with me.” Ernie puts on a proud air. “You...

Ernie blinks at me. “Then…didn’t you violate your laptop by forcing Ubuntu onto it?” “I installed Ubuntu, if that’s what you mean.” “And it was consensual? Your laptop accepted it willingly?” “Well, I had to turn off Secure Boot i...

“Think about it, jungle boy,” Ernie continues. “Have you or anyone you know ever seen an NES Classic in real life? On a store shelf? In someone’s living room?” “Well, no—” “Exactly! No one seems to have one, yet all these alleged ga...

I swing my legs over the side of the bed. My feet dangle halfway to the floor. “What happens if I’m stuck in this skin? Will I eventually grow up?” I think for a moment. “The real Tommy Carlton died when he was in his late sixties—does that...

From Mini’s entry in Theo’s Book of Brilliant Lists—“a look at the various postures and positions employed by Theo’s friends during homework or computer use.” —SuperMegaNet, ep. 103, “Code Warrior”...